The WTF Archives

The most illegal thing in wrestling.

2011-02-05T06:34:00.000-08:00

Shine On Me

2011-01-10T03:50:00.000-08:00

Best. Music video. Ever.

Bratisla Boys - Stach Stach

2010-12-15T14:37:00.000-08:00

Just what exactly is going on here?

Giga Pudding

2010-12-01T09:42:00.000-08:00

So there's a new "meme" on the internet.
Wouldnt I be just terrible if I didn't post it on here?

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Ridin' dirty

2010-11-20T05:05:00.000-08:00

Yes, I like kittens.

Yes, I like tortoises.

Combine the two and what do you get?

You get this sheer piece of awesome and adoreable.

Hey Baby

2010-11-08T11:44:00.000-08:00

This man has to be one of the greatest men on the internet.
Yet there is something slightly creepy about this smile of his.

It's a smile that could be in plenty of commercials.
A smile just saying: "Hey baby, wanna come for a ride?"

WTF Archives on dancing, kid edition.

2010-11-08T11:40:00.000-08:00

So, dancing. One of the many fine, popular arts in the world.
But sometimes, there are competitions and dances that just make you wonder..
"What the hell are the parents thinking?"

Sure, the girls have some moves. But the outfits? What. The. Eff.
Pedobear sure approves of these girls.
But wait, what was that?

.... Seriously?
What is this.. I don't even...

Die Antwoord

2010-11-08T11:35:00.000-08:00

Aaah, nothing like a refreshing music video to start the day.
Wait.. What..?

Just what the hell is going on here?
Is that chick saying "I need your production."?

My mind is full of fuck.

Chatroulette

2010-11-08T11:32:00.001-08:00

No one has escaped the (great) phenomenom called Chatroulette, right?

There are some people who make it better, and some who makes it worse.
In my honest opinion, I find that this guy makes it all better.
His first video with Lady Gaga - Telephone got taken down, but he uploaded it again (thank god)

He made another video, just as great, possibly the slightest bit greater.

The guys reaction at 2.19 is just priceless.

Tickle my vagina

2010-10-09T03:52:00.000-07:00

Well, there isn't really much to say about this post.
More like I'm at lack of words.

Just, wow.
Why would anyone do this? But it seems like I found a real talent to put on my blog.
Nothing can match this.. Or, can something?

U gaiz, he's an amazing singer and lip synching is a really hard skill!

Fashion

2010-09-26T08:17:00.000-07:00

Ah fashion.

To some, it's a religion. Others can't seem to understand wtf was going on when they made the clothes. Like bikinis for babies, why even bother with bikinis? Or heels for that matter.

(just too adoreable, no?)
Or why not make t-shirts for kids, with a somewhat funny message?

I would laugh if I saw a kid with that.
Then there are some people that attempts to be fashionable within a genre of clothing and just fails at it.
Like this guy.

What's wrong with this? Everything.

Or this chick.

I'm not certain if she's making a serious attempt at a style, or just goofing off, but that is certainly a fashion disaster, worthy of a WTF.

Lights Out

2010-09-07T09:52:00.000-07:00

So, who here knows of the great phenomenom rickrolling?
Oh yeah, thought so. All of you.
But the great man is back, with a new song called Lights Out.
And you know what? He looks pretty much the same as he did when he debuted.

This just proves that:
a) He has great genes
b) An awesome surgeon
c) Or he simply never ages.
I vote for c.
Just, wtf?

Dancing dog

2010-08-31T11:02:00.000-07:00

Lets face it, we can't get enough of animals and their cute yet strange antics.

The dog is wearing a dress. And the dog is dancing with that man.
The dog is strangely awesome.

Glass ball performance

2010-08-27T06:36:00.000-07:00

Why stop at normal juggling? Why not bring glass balls into your street performances?
In the wrong hands, this can be a terrible idea, however if it's in the hands of a skilled performer it can only end well.

Now apparently this video has been around for about a year. But still, this guy is pretty awesome.

Brb taking a nap.

2010-08-25T14:37:00.001-07:00

I don't even know where to start when it comes to this post.
Sure, a nap is great every now and then, but why would someone nap out in public?
I introduce to you, the snuggies retarded cousin, the Snazzy Napper.

Just what the hell? Is it just me or is there something seriously wrong with this thing?

More commercials

2010-08-06T11:01:00.000-07:00

So we covered Premier League and eyebrows.
Upon talking about commercials with more people, I got this sent to me.
There is so many questions that need answering.

Why did I never see this ad? Why is it so epic?

And can I meet whoever thought of the commercials?

Commercials

2010-08-06T09:54:00.000-07:00

Here on WTF archives, commercials are just wonderful.
Alot of them are great, some are hilarious and some you just dont know what they're for.
But, watching commercials from other countries are fun too. Like this one from Sweden, advertising premier league.

By sending this to someone, I got a commercial in return.
It kind of creeped me out a bit at first.

But at the end the boys facial expressions got to me. They just turn hilarious.

Vegetables.

2010-07-19T11:40:00.000-07:00

So as a kid, our parents always told us to eat our vegetables, right?
I always wondered why the vegetables was that certain shape.
I dont have to wonder about this anymore though, thank you Japan.

WTF Archives on dancing, animal edition.

2010-07-07T08:49:00.000-07:00

So we had kids. We had adults.
But what about animals? Why should we get all the fun?
I present you, the most awesome turtle. Ever.

WTF Archives on dancing, adult edition.

2010-07-06T02:43:00.000-07:00

Last time we saw some kids dancing. And why leave the grownups out of the fun?
And lets start with that new dance from Brazil, surra de bunda. Which means... Ass pounding.
Kind of NSFW.

Ok, lets take a minute.. Who even thought this would be a great idea?
But hey, I have a better idea! Lets do the country hiphop!

I love how she says that it's jammin', or "You can even add your shoulders if you want, thats the fun thing about hiphop."
And those dancers.. And the clothes.. Oh jeez. The sad thing is that it's actually a real instruction video.
Now the last video is actually a Swedish video, but it does have subtitles.
Let's all learn how to dance at a rave.

Sweet 90's

2010-06-23T03:57:00.000-07:00

Remember in the 90's, when strange pop music, new genres, old computers and floppys were the shit?
Atleast I do, and had a blast to the past when my friend sent me more vids.

But, as the floppy became less and less popular, this song became rather useless. Therefore.. MC Double Def DP the man is back for more, to teach all the kids how copying aint cool.

Music vid of the month.

2010-06-17T03:39:00.000-07:00

So my dearest friend sent me a video a day or so ago.
Now as soon as I saw the title, I had the slightest bit of wtf.
20 seconds later I knew, this was the single most piece of wtf I could ever have heard this month, possibly.
How did this even spawn and how could the music industry fall so low?

Look, he's so happy!

2010-06-07T15:07:00.000-07:00

First "real" post of WTF!
This was actually sent to me by my older brother, a large source of WTFery comes from him.
All I can say is.. "Look, he's so happy!"

Hello world!

2010-06-03T14:18:00.000-07:00

Hello world, today is the birth of the WTF archives!
Thanks to a friend I decided to get back to blogging, but I couldn't possibly do another lifestyle blog, so after a good while of thinking, I decided to start one about all the WTF's on the internet that may make you laugh, cringe or in general have a wtf moment.